Paul is an average guy. He likes movies, and pizza, and average guy things. He does not like - musicals. But Paul's small world is about to come crashing down under the weight of unspeakable terror. Now he must run, run for his life, as something sinister spreads, and grows, and sings, and dances. The town of Hatchetfield is plunged into a musical hell in - 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals!'

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This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

在(zài )一(🅾)家救济(🚞)院，病人(rén )被(bè(🔦)i )拍恐怖片进行精神(shén )病研究，他们都疯(fēng )了。这些电影(📶)(yǐng )被(bè(🏞)i )曝光了(🍋)，其中五(👭)成(chéng )画(🗡)面是七(👓)八十年代(dài )OOXX的场景，给你(nǐ )不(bú )一样的观影体验(yàn )……